Tuesday, October 21, 2014

flitterling:

16-day-old Dorian Gray Kittens by Pieter & Renée Lanser

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sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

(Source: zootedboy)

burgerkid:

making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

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[clenches fist]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Do u love how those bros smash

YES

kjaers I’M IN LOVE WITH THIS FUCKING GAME

YOU HAVE NO IDEA

tastefullyoffensive:

Roomba, the NOPE of dog world. -makattic

tastefullyoffensive:

Roomba, the NOPE of dog world. -makattic

awwww-cute:

My dog doesn’t trust pumpkins

awwww-cute:

My dog doesn’t trust pumpkins